So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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