no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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