i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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