Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i love accidental penises.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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