Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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