Plan B is the new Plan A
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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