In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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