I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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