OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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