Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We talked him into tasing himself.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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