nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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