walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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