In the future we'll all be gay
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
