just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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