you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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