Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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