I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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