new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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