Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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