singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
operation have a gay friend backfired
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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