Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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