Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (646): View more from New York

  How is your vagina???

  (941): View more from Florida

  Double booked

  (646): View more from New York

  With your butt?

  (941): View more from Florida

  Totes, candlesticks and all

  (646): View more from New York

  Yay!!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (646): How is your vagina??? (941): Double booked (646): With your butt? (941): Totes, candlesticks and all (646): Yay!! http://tfl.nu/9v3z
  Replies (4) Good night (1968) Bad night (774)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I too understand the importance of cheesy bread

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): I too understand the importance of cheesy bread http://tfl.nu/p013
  Replies (22) Good night (4089) Bad night (524)
• Favorite

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (225): I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along. http://tfl.nu/uoya
  Replies (24) Good night (3191) Bad night (609)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet http://tfl.nu/ryzv
  Replies (19) Good night (4710) Bad night (539)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer. http://tfl.nu/4dxu
  Replies (6) Good night (2183) Bad night (793)
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here. http://tfl.nu/81th
  Replies (3) Good night (2022) Bad night (715)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation.. http://tfl.nu/9q0x
  Replies (18) Good night (1770) Bad night (678)
• Favorite

  (435): View more from Utah

  I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (435): I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry. http://tfl.nu/g6j9
  Replies (6) Good night (1586) Bad night (628)
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU. http://tfl.nu/87a2
  Replies (4) Good night (2237) Bad night (707)
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"? http://tfl.nu/ei6b
  Replies (6) Good night (587) Bad night (1411)
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas. http://tfl.nu/e1hv
  Replies (4) Good night (1405) Bad night (422)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain. http://tfl.nu/zlsy
  Replies (2) Good night (1114) Bad night (388)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas. http://tfl.nu/fady
  Replies (0) Good night (1073) Bad night (426)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out. http://tfl.nu/fz3p
  Replies (2) Good night (449) Bad night (726)
• Favorite

  (334): View more from Alabama

  He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (334): He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini. http://tfl.nu/97p2
  Replies (8) Good night (541) Bad night (227)

Randomize