My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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