wanna go halves on a baby?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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