When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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