Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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