So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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