Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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