Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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