Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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