Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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