Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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