i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
