Your tits are I can't wait for
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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