yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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