Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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