He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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