i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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