So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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