I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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