scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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