You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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