Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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