Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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