Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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