Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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