yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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