She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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