No subtext here. People are naked.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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