hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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