Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I need moral support for this bender
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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