its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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