I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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