He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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