Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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