Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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